Lessons learned from last night's poker game

When you go all-in with pocket queens, get called by pocket jacks and ace-trash, the guy with the ace will hit the ace, and the also hit his six, just to rub it in

When someone goes all in with pocket eights and a short stack, you raise all in with pocket tens, and get called by queen-deuce suited, and king-queen, a queen will hit on the flop, because it doesn't rob you of your dignity unless you lose in the least likely way

Then there was the one about slow-playing pocket aces, but I already knew that one... or didn't

Fate stomped my testes